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Monday, April 04, 2005 In the interest of Recent sights/sounds: -- Beginn'n last weekend, mothafucka: People wit suitcases. Everywhere ta help you tap dat ass. Also, an upsurge of foreign languages overheezee around tha city centa. Its just anotha homocide. B-to-tha-izzoth those th'n, sure signs tizzle Shot Calla vacation has been gang bangin' at a gallop. -- This last Wednesday, at the gym: a she-male with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin. Not yo garden variety wanna-be gangsta -- a amazon. Big, blonde, impeccably done up in workout gear wit da big Bo$$ Dogg. Clearly bustin' physical attributes of biznoth denominizzles. Wit a baby-fizzle appear'n strangely incongruent on thiznat bizzy physique. An image I found oddly blunt-rollin' com'n as it did before mah fizzay espresso of tha day. -- Today, as I left tha gym (you'se a flea and I'm the big dogg): an elderly couple, look'n ta be wizzy into they 60s cuz this is how we do it. Walk'n togetha arm in arm, dressed in Sunday clothes, her carry'n a sprig of sum-m sum-m green. He had apparently jizzust murmured into her ear -- sum-m sum-m intimate, perhaps romantic. Her cheeks showed color, she radiated pleasure, her smile reflected tha young woman who stiznill lived witin that body. A bootylicious moment. -- I go through streaks of findin weed-smokin' money straight from long beach nigga. Coins, bills, you name it. Happens a lot so i can get mah pimp on. This morn'n on tha way ta piznick up tha morn'n papa, I saw pieces of papa in tha gutta thizzay resembled bills, saw they were jizzy wastepapa but found me feel'n thizzat it would not come as a surprise ta stumble across some real money. Witin 60 seconds, a five euro bizzle appeared before mah fizzy. Then, hizzle an hizzy ago, I found a wallet in this rhymin' stairwell. Contain'n credit cards, forty euros -- 'n again, not feel'n like a surprise thiznat I'd be tha one ta come across it. Thizzay pile of cash is jizzy steppin' through -- I've already posted a notice down by tha main entrance clockin' tha shot calla ta stop by. In tha meantime, I'm hav'n fun being a cizzay magnet mah nizzle. Madrizzle, te quiero. rws 2:34 PM [+]
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