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Friday, February 14, 2003 For last minute shoppers, some Valentine's Day card ideas from Stacey Nightmare: Card 1 Card Front: Valentine, you're always on my mind! Card Back: Please drop that whole "restraining order" nonsense. Card 2 Card Front: Will you be my Valentine? Card Back: No?? Why the fuck not?! What are you, gay?! Card 3 Card Front: Happy Valentines Day! Card Back: I will make you love me!!!! Card 4 Card Front: Hey, Valentine, thanks for a great year and a half! Card Back: Does this mean we're dating? Can I hold your hand in public now? I'll try to stop crying whenever we have sex. More (far less polite) card ideas can be found here. rws 5:07 PM [+]
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