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Wednesday, November 20, 2002 Going through old, old, old e-mail, I came across the following (author unknown): THE TEN COMMANDMENTS FOR DOGS 10. Thou shalt not act half-starved whenever thou watcheth me eat. 9. Thou shalt not lift they leg to water the Christmas tree. 8. Thou shalt not roll in any distressingly aromatic dead organic matter thou mayest find in the yard. 7. Thou shalt not lie down next to me and commence making licking and popping noises. 6. Thou shalt not treat my shoes like a chew toy. 5. Thou shalt not drink out of the toilet. 4. Thou shalt keep they nose out of the cat's litter box. (4A. Thou shalt not WATCH or BOTHER the cat while she is in her litterbox.) 3. Thou shalt not pass gas in my presence and then leave the room as if thou hath been offended by me. 2. Remember that thou hath been neutered and do not run away from home in pursuit of a good time. 1. Thou shalt not sneak up on me and lick me in the mouth while I am sleeping. rws 1:07 PM [+]
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