10. "Mamas, Don't Let Your Ungrateful Sons Grow Up To Be Cowboys (When They Could Very Easily Have Just Taken Over The Family Hardware Business That My Own Grandfather Broke His Back To Start And My Father Sweated Over For Years Which Apparently Doesn't Mean Anything Now That You're Turning Your Back On Such A Gift)" 9. "You've Been Talkin' Hebrew In Your Sleep Since That New Rabbi Came To Town" 8. "That Shiksa Done Made Off With My Heart Like A Goniff" 7. "My Darlin's A Schmendrick And I'm All Verklempt" 6. "Eighteen Wheels And A Dozen Latkes" 5. "Stand By Your Mensch" 4. "New Bottle Of Whiskey, Same Old Testament" 3. "My Rowdy Friend Elijah's Comin' Over Tonight" 2. "I've Got My Foot On The Glass, Where Are You?" 1. "I Was One Of The Chosen People ('Til She Chose Somebody Else)"